Thursday, August 22, 2013

Egypt, America and the Leaders we Deserve

Best Line: "Only Head Lice and John Edwards have lower approval ratings than Congress."

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Obesity is NOT a disease

Best Line: "We eat highly processed, chemically enhanced, hormone injected, corn syrup sweetened, full of fat, glow in the dark food."

Weiner's Wife is in on It

Best Line: "He went online and showed his namesake once again."


Weiner Must Go

Best Line: "I believe in second chances.  I believe in redemption.  But both are earned by coming clean and living clean."

Stevie Wonder Boycotts All By Himself

Best Line: "Sometime when you stand on higher ground, you stand by yourself."


Digital Darwinism

Best Line: "TV news and newspapers are adapting.  They have no choice.  It's Digital Darwinism.  Adapt or die."



Royal Baby. So What?

Best Line: "Kate and William are tourist attractions.  They are Great Britain's version of Mickey and Minnie."